During our workout yesterday something very strange happened - Hyam's elbow dislocated. Right there in front of us, while doing an inverted plank it just popped right out. Thank God she was leaning on both arms because without that stability it surely would've popped right out of her skin. Yes, it was that bad.
I'd like to say that we all reacted calmly and helpfully, but truthfully most of us had no clue what to do. The lone guy in our group (who is obviously an amazing person because he puts up with us twice a week and is always in good spirits) pulled it together quickly enough to ask "What do you need us to do?" while the rest of us stared in horror.
What did she need us to do? Nothing, of course, because she's Hyam and she's not just another pretty face with rock hard abs. She's a frickin' rockstar. She somehow, despite the pain, mustered up the strength pop her elbow back in on her own (while the rest of of gawked). Push - POP - and then "okay everyone - feet on the quad for tricep push ups." Ummmmm....okay.....
She finished the class with just a little less than her normal gusto and a lot of "Are you sure"s and "Hyam, don't do that!"s. We could all tell she was in pain - not to mention that we could see her elbow swelling like a balloon - but we stood by our fearless leader lunging, squatting, curling and wondering - "who the hell is this woman anyway? Wonder Woman? She-Ra?" Nope - she's better than that - she's Hyam.
And yes, I want to be as awesome as her when I grow up.
And yes, I want to be as awesome as her when I grow up.
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