I made an amazing discovery today...I have ribs!
Ok, you're right, I do have a biology degree so I actually knew they were there somewhere all along protecting my lungs, but I hadn't seen them in years so I was having a hard time believing it. But there they were today, poking out at me.
Ok, again, you're right. "poking out" might be somewhat of an exaggeration, but when they've been covered under so much for so long, any view of them feels pretty major, so can we go with "almost poking out"? Please?
Wow - if I keep doing this exercise thing I may even find out I have hip bones. I seem to remember seeing them back in the 90's - what are the chances they're still there?